bacchusnovels Chapter 13 Nuonuo's Divine Assistance: Dad Did Push-ups on Mom Last Night
Chapter 13 Nuonuo's Divine Assistance: Dad Did Push-ups on Mom Last Night
The first rays of morning sunlight pierced through the holes in the window paper, like golden swords piercing into the dimly lit room.
Before the rooster at the village entrance could even crow, the live broadcast signal from the program crew had already switched on right on time.
Because of yesterday's "wild vegetable feast" and "slapping the face of top celebrities," Lin Zhou's group's live stream has been incredibly popular. Just a few minutes after it started, the number of viewers had already exceeded one million, with countless early birds waiting in front of their screens to see how this once-wealthy couple, living in a "five-star pigsty," would spend the night.
The lighting in the picture is still somewhat dim.
On that incredibly narrow old-fashioned four-poster bed, three figures were huddled together.
Lin Zhou's body was half-suspended in mid-air, with one leg clinging tightly to the edge of the bed to avoid falling. Su Qingge huddled in the corner, wrapped up like a silkworm cocoon.
Only Nuonuo, who was sleeping in the middle, had an extremely unrestrained sleeping posture.
The little guy occupied the center position in a "big" shape, with one foot rudely kicking Lin Zhou's face.
"Well……"
The little dumpling rolled over, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and a tuft of hair on her head stubbornly stuck up, swaying back and forth with her movements.
She sat up groggily and the first thing she saw was the red dot of the camera facing the head of the bed.
That was an automatic camera position that the production team specially set up last night for filming the "wake-up call" segment.
Nuonuo blinked her big eyes and curiously leaned closer.
A super-large close-up of a face sculpted with delicate features and full of collagen instantly filled the entire live stream screen.
The comments section was instantly melted by how adorable it was:
"Ahhh! Good morning, Nuonuo!"
"Is this the legendary 'no-makeup beauty attack'? She's so cute, I want to steal her!"
"Auntie's heart is melting, let Auntie give you a kiss!"
"You woke up so early? What a good baby!"
Although Nuonuo couldn't read, she knew that there were many uncles and aunts watching behind the black cylinder.
She stretched out her chubby little hand, waved in front of the camera, and greeted us in her sweet, childish voice:
Good morning, Uncle Cameraman!
That sweet, childlike voice instantly dispelled all the resentment from waking up early in the live stream.
The comments section erupted with enthusiastic interaction:
"Good morning, Nuonuo! Did you sleep well last night?"
"Are there bugs in that dilapidated house?"
Are Mom and Dad still sleeping in?
Backstage, the filming director tentatively asked through the microphone, "Nuonuo, were you used to sleeping in this shabby house last night?"
Hearing the sound, Nuonuo tilted her little head and thought for a moment, then sighed seriously and frowned like a little adult:
"I'm not used to it. The bed is too small, it's so cramped."
The comments section was filled with "I feel sorry for you".
"That's true, this bed is less than 1.5 meters wide, it's really uncomfortable for three people to squeeze in."
"And Lin Zhou is so big, he'll probably be in even more pain."
However, Nuonuo's next words were like a bombshell, shattering the originally warm and peaceful atmosphere of the live stream.
The little girl pointed to Lin Zhou and Su Qingge, who were still fast asleep, and said to the camera with an innocent yet mysterious expression:
"And also, Mom and Dad didn't get a good night's sleep last night."
"In the middle of the night, Nuonuo was woken up by a noise, and when she opened her eyes she saw..."
As she spoke, she vividly demonstrated the famous gesture, waving her two little hands up and down:
"Dad was like this, pressing down on Mom, panting and doing push-ups! He was covered in sweat!"
The live stream chat suddenly experienced a break in the chat.
Immediately afterwards, the screen was flooded with question marks and exclamation marks.
"??????"
"Holy crap! Is this content I can listen to without paying?"
"The car is going too fast! The doors are welded shut, no one is allowed to get out!"
"Do...do push-ups? Press down on top of me? Is that what you mean?"
"So the aloof diva has such wild side in private? She can even do this in this run-down house...?"
Nuonuo had no idea what outrageous things she had just said.
Seeing that the camera was still flashing, she thought the older folks hadn't understood, so she thoughtfully added some more details:
"And Mom works very hard too."
boom--!
If what happened before was just a bomb, then this is a nuclear explosion.
The entire live stream room instantly turned into a sea of yellow.
"I'm deaf! I didn't hear anything!"
"Aaaaaah! I don't believe it! I can't believe my goddess would make that kind of sound!"
"Nuonuo, stop talking! If you keep going, the live stream will get banned!"
"Lin Zhou, that beast! How dare he do that in front of a child... But how could he dare?"
"This guy isn't just a kept man, he's a jackhammer!"
Although the truth is very pure—
Last night in the middle of the night, one of the legs of that old, dilapidated bed suddenly broke.
The bed frame tilted instantly, about to collapse and hit Su Qingge. Lin Zhou reacted quickly, bracing the bed frame with his back and supporting himself on either side of Su Qingge's body. He used his strength to hold the bed up for half an hour until the bricks were placed in place.
He was indeed covered in sweat and his veins were bulging because he had exerted too much force.
Su Qingge was startled and the tilted bed board pressed against her wound (her heel was chafed), so she was groaning in pain and asked him to be gentle.
But in the eyes of a four-year-old child, this scene, after being artistically processed, becomes a kind of indescribable scene unsuitable for children.
At this moment, Su Qingge, who was on the bed, was finally awakened by this series of noises.
She turned over in a daze, and the strap of her silk nightgown slipped halfway down, revealing her snow-white shoulders.
Her long eyelashes fluttered twice, and she slowly opened her eyes, her voice languid and hoarse from just waking up:
"Nuonuo...who are you talking to?"
When Nuonuo heard her mother wake up, she immediately ran back to the bedside with her short legs and threw herself into Su Qingge's arms with a look of wanting praise on her face.
"Mom! I'm chatting with the webcam guy!"
"My uncle asked us if we slept well, and I told them that Dad worked hard exercising last night, and Mom's moans sounded really nice!"
Su Qingge's brain was still processing the information, and she froze for two seconds upon hearing this.
Doing exercise?
Is that a nice way of speaking?
Last night... the bed with the broken leg... Lin Zhou covered in sweat... and my own groans from the pain in my leg...
These keywords quickly combined and fermented in my mind, eventually turning into a picture that made me blush.
And then there's Nuonuo's comment, "It sounds so nice..."
Swish!
In an instant, Su Qingge felt all the blood rush to her head.
That cool and beautiful face turned bright red at a visible speed, and even her slender neck was tinged with pink, making her look like a ripe red apple.
She sat up abruptly, no longer caring about her diva image, and covered Nuonuo's mouth, which was about to spill more secrets. She looked at the camera flashing red light with a look of horror.
Ruined!
This is a mess I can't clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River!
It'll be streamed live across the entire internet!
Her lifelong reputation, Su Qingge, was completely ruined by this ungrateful little girl!
"Lin...Lin Youyou! You're not allowed to say that anymore!"
Su Qingge was filled with shame and indignation, her voice trembling. She grabbed the blanket and covered herself and Nuonuo together.
Lin Zhou, who had been pretending to be asleep, finally couldn't hold back any longer.
From under the covers came his barely suppressed, wicked, and smoky laughter:
"Honey, now that everyone knows, how about... we explain to the audience the proper form for that 'push-up' exercise from last night?"